🏦 The All Memeing Bank 🏦 - will I lend more than 100k mana in 2025?
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Welcome to The All Memeing Bank!

I am currently in the situation of having more balance than I can find good trading opportunities to bet it in. Therefore, I am in search of users on this site who are in the opposite situation of wanting to take on loans because they find more good trading opportunities than they have balance to invest in.

If you would like a loan, please leave a comment, and I will hopefully respond within a day or two. Initially, I may only offer much smaller loans than others (e.g. 100 mana) to build up lender trust, but I'm usually willing to take a lower interest rate, and the loan size offered may significantly increase as trust improves.

I will use this description as a publicly visible ledger of all past and active loans. At the end of the year I will use this ledger to determine market resolution.

It's possible I'm making a bunch of rookie mistakes given that I've never academically studied finance and I'm pretty much deducing the principles from off the top of my head and from depictions in fictional media, but this is my current train of thought regarding loan interest rates:

  • Like haggling for a purchase in a street market, as the lender I want the interest rate to be higher and the borrower wants it to be lower. For there to be a possible deal we hopefully have an overlapping range between the worst deals we are each willing to accept (the lowest interest I'll accept vs the highest interest they'll accept). The default situation for purely self-interested agents would be us both trying to convince the other that our limit is stricter than it actually is within that overlap, but if we have a degree of cooperative altruism then we can agree to be transparent and set it at the midpoint of the overlap.

  • The lowest interest I should be willing to accept is one that leads to expected profit just above what I would otherwise get (currently zero because it's just sitting in my balance, but possibly much more in the future if demand outpaces supply leading to competition from other borrowers), via the interest in cases where it is paid back more than cancelling out losses in cases where it isn't. The probability of payback can be roughly guessed by long term consistency and rate of positive profit growth, as well as explicit track record of paying back loans, good market resolution honesty ratings, and word of mouth from other trusted users. E.g. if I think there's only 25% probability that Tumbles will be able to pay me back by winning their recent big bets or getting bailed out again then the minimum interest rate should probably be about 300%.

  • Similarly, the highest interest rate it makes sense for the borrower to accept would also give endpoint profit just above what they would otherwise get (if I have a monopoly then zero, but again possibly much more if there's competition from other lenders), via the expected trading profits more than cancelling out the interest. The expected trading profits growth rate per loaned amount might be possible to estimate from their profit and investment graphs.

Train of thought regarding loan sizes and due dates currently in progress.

Active loans:

  • Date and time: 2025-05-29 20:58 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: Quroe ( @Quroe )
    Amount lent: 800 mana
    Interest rate: 4%
    Amount owed: 832 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-06-29 20:58 BST (UTC+1)

  • Date and time: 2025-05-30 18:49 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: For Fold's Sake ( @4fa )
    Amount lent: 800 mana
    Interest rate: 3%
    Amount owed: 824 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-06-30 18:49 BST (UTC+1)

Past loans:

  • Date and time: 2025-04-19 13:06 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: crowlsyong ( @crowlsyong )
    Amount lent: 200 mana
    Interest rate: 5%
    Amount owed: 210 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-19 13:06 BST (UTC+1)

    Payback date and time: 2025-04-23 21:43 BST (UTC+1)

  • Date and time: 2025-04-30 08:08 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: Anonymous ( @100Anonymous )
    Amount lent: 250 mana
    Interest rate: 20%
    Amount owed: 300 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-30 08:08 BST (UTC+1)

    Loan cancellation partial payback date and time: 2025-04-30 08:16 BST (UTC+1)

    Loan cancellation partial payback amount: 275 mana

  • Date and time: 2025-04-30 06:00 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: Quroe ( @Quroe )
    Amount lent: 500 mana
    Interest rate: 4%
    Amount owed: 520 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-30 06:00 BST (UTC+1)

    Payback date and time: 2025-05-01 17:01 BST (UTC+1)

  • Date and time: 2025-04-28 22:12 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: musuko384 ( @musuko384 )
    Amount lent: 250 mana
    Interest rate: 10%
    Amount owed: 275 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-28 22:12 BST (UTC+1)
    Payback date and time: 2025-05-01 21:52 BST (UTC+1)

  • Date and time: 2025-04-15 17:10 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: kbot ( @kbot )
    Amount lent: 100 mana
    Interest rate: 4%
    Amount owed: 104 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-15 17:10 BST (UTC+1)

    Payback date and time: 2025-05-15 00:20 BST (UTC+1)

  • Date and time: 2025-04-15 15:43 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: bagelfan ( @bagelfan )
    Amount lent: 150 mana
    Interest rate: 3%
    Amount owed: 154.5 β‰ˆ 155 mana
    Due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-15 15:43 BST (UTC+1)

    Payback date and time: 2025-05-15 20:11 BST (UTC+1)
    Lateness: 4h 28m

  • Initial date and time: 2025-04-16 14:08 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: Evan ( @evan )
    Initial amount lent: 100 mana
    Interest rate: 4%
    Initial amount owed: 104 mana
    Initial due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-16 14:08 BST (UTC+1)

    Revision date and time: 2025-04-30 06:37 BST (UTC+1)

    Revised amount lent: 300 mana

    Revised amount owed: 312 mana

    Revised due date and time: 1 month 2 weeks, 2025-05-30 14:08 BST (UTC+1)

    Payback date and time: 2025-05-19 09:08 BST (UTC+1)

    Volunteer payee: Anonymous ( @100Anonymous )

  • Initial date and time: 2025-04-14 17:00 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: Robin ( @Robincvgr )
    Initial amount lent: 100 mana
    Interest rate: 3%
    Initial amount owed: 103 mana
    Initial due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-14 17:00 BST (UTC+1)
    Revision date and time: 2025-05-01 00:34 BST (UTC+1)

    Revised amount lent: 300 mana

    Revised amount owed: 309 mana

    Revised due date and time: 1 month 2 weeks, 2025-05-28 17:00 BST (UTC+1)
    Payback date and time: 2025-05-29 02:00 BST (UTC+1)
    Lateness: 9h

  • Initial date and time: 2025-04-17 13:35 BST (UTC+1)
    Recipient: For Fold's Sake ( @4fa )
    Initial amount lent: 100 mana
    Interest rate: 4%
    Initial amount owed: 104 mana
    Initial due date and time: 1 month, 2025-05-17 13:35 BST (UTC+1)
    Revision date and time: 2025-04-30 09:28 BST (UTC+1)

    Revised amount lent: 300 mana

    Revised amount owed: 312 mana

    Revised due date and time: 1 month 2 weeks, 2025-05-31 13:35 BST (UTC+1)
    Payback date and time: 2025-05-29 10:52 BST (UTC+1)

Total amount loaned so far

= (300 [Robin] + 150 [bagelfan] + 100 [kbot] + 300 [Evan] + 300 [For Fold's Sake] + 200 [crowlsyong] + 250 [musuko384] + 500 [Quroe] + 250 [Anonymous] + 800 [Quroe] + 800 [For Fold's Sake]) mana

= 3950 mana

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I would like 100 million mana loan (joke question)

@TheAllMemeingEye Alright, Meme, let's negotiate. How do you open?

@Quroe you have a very impressive profit growth, net worth, and all-round reputation for being a great guy, not to mention you trusting me with that 20k dummy loan the other day :)

Though you've bet a lot on the beans market, you would still have plenty to pay me back even if you lose.

Really the main limiting factor on loan size here is my general phobia of investing too much in any one place no matter how trustworthy.

Would 500 mana at 4% interest due in a month be ok?

@TheAllMemeingEye To confirm, this is αΉ€500 to me today, 1.04x back (αΉ€540 back) a month from now?

@Quroe I'm an idiot, just realised you already took out AND paid back pretty much this exact loan already about a month ago 🀦

Arguably you therefore qualify for even more, maybe 800?

1.04 * 800 = 832

@TheAllMemeingEye αΉ€800 to me today, αΉ€832 back a month from now? Confirm?

@Quroe yeah, we have a deal?

@TheAllMemeingEye Deal! 🀝

If it helps ease your fears, I am using a bean counting method endorsed by a former NASA engineer, and my trades reflect it.

@Quroe I hope you succeed πŸ™

@Quroe Neither of you noticed the accidental 8% interest offer: αΉ€540/αΉ€500 = 1.08 😁

@4fa Taking advantage of customers' typos would probably not be good for brand image lol

I would like as much as you can give me, looking for 2000 mana. Willing to pay 50% interest.

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@Spin Looks like you have pretty good profit growth, would a smaller amount (300 mana) but at a better rate (25%) be ok?

@Spin Wait, new info has come to light

It appears you have chosen to do the exact opposite of diversifying your investments, instead going all in on one thing. Would you please reconsider this strategy?

@TheAllMemeingEye With a 1.5x multiplier, it was worth it with a C_100 RISK policy. 😊

@TheAllMemeingEye if u prefer a smaller amount I’m fine with 300 at 50% (I know this is a risky investment so it’s okay if you don’t want to)

@Quroe Until now I haven't used RISK because it seemed too complicated for low risk lending but this might be big enough and risky enough for it to be worth it, investigating...

Ok @crowlsyong I have finally read through your RISK page and wanted to clarify a few things:

Firstly, in the fine print, it says

While we aim to secure your funds to the best of our ability, we make no guarantees about anything. Any mana given to 🦝RISK and its affiliates could be lost forever. By using our services, you agree that you have read and understand this.

In what situation would our funds not be secured and the mana lost forever? Are you saying there's a significant likelihood of you deciding to take the money and run?

Secondly, in the how does it work section, it says

Here's An Example: A lender is giving a M1,000 Loan (L=1000) to a Borrower. The lender tells the borrower they have a deal so long as the borrower purchases a 🦝RISK Cβ‚…β‚€ (50% coverage) Loan. The borrower agrees and the Insurance Fee is sent to the 🦝RISK Payment Portal- a bounty market- which stores the mana while the loan is active. If the borrower defaults, our insurance activates and 🦝RISK will pay the lender 50% of the loaned amount (M500).

Given that it is the lender who receives the insurance payout in event of loan default, why is it the borrower who is purchasing the insurance plan? It seems that to incentivise the borrower to purchase it the lender would need to conditionally decrease the interest on the loan in a way that is equivalent to paying them, in which case the end result 3-way deal is equivalent to the lender purchasing the plan anyway, right?

Thirdly, in the same section it also says

Insurance Fee Calculation

I=(LΓ—P)+(LΓ—C)

where:

I is the insurance amount

L is the loan amount

P is the risk fee (based on the borrower's credit score)

C is the coverage fee (depending on the selected coverage percentage)

[...]

C₁₀₀ – 100% of the loan amount covered with a 12% coverage fee

[...]

700–799 Very Safe ~5%

Given that this is Spin's score

Am I correct in thinking the insurance fee for 100% coverage would be
I = LP + LC

= L (P + C)

= L (0.12 + 0.05)
= 0.17 L
= 17%?

@TheAllMemeingEye
1 You caught me. I am gonna steal it alll baby!!!! Just kiddin'. The Fine Print says that the mana could be "lost forever" because there is a chance I get hit by a bus tomorrow and/or there is a chance that the manifold API changes and/or the bounty markets are destroyed and/or [insert circumstance I cannot anticipate].

2 This has been pointed out to me before and you have found a place that I did not update the language. You are correct in that it is recommended that the lender pays the fee, not the borrower. Will update.

3 Yes you are correct. You can verify this by going to https://risk.markets/insurance to see for yourself. I have attached a screenshot to show you.

@Spin I'm up for lending you 500 mana at 50% interest due 7d after whenever both the high and low res bean markets have resolved

@crowlsyong I'm up for purchasing a C_100 insurance policy on this loan for 17% * 500 mana = 85 mana

Do we all have a deal?

@TheAllMemeingEye As I personally understand it, I think Crowls is okay with us just chucking mana into the bounty and ordering up the policy on the service portal page's comments unless he has told us previously that he doesn't want to service a particular user. At worst, he sends the mana back to you.

Is this the correct decorum, Crowls? We don't need to wait for approval before submitting mana?

@Quroe ideally I'd like written confirmation first due to this text in the payment portal

Fine Print:

If you add a bounty and don't tell 🦝RISK about it, it will be considered lost and non-refundable. Users must confirm with @crowlsyong before depositing funds here. In addition, the Fine Print in our Dashboard applies. By using any services related to or run by RISK, you agree to these terms and conditions.

@TheAllMemeingEye Insurance is paid by borrowers, not by lenders. @crowlsyong can you attest to our messages?

@100Anonymous We actually hashed this out over here a few hours ago. 😊

@TheAllMemeingEye Oh. Color me corrected.

@Quroe Ok then, Somehow I didn't get a notification.

@crowlsyong why have you abandoned us? :(

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