This market is like Ben's market except that I am a heartless bastard and you won't sway me so easily:
Obviously I precommit not to negotiate with terrorists, no threats you make will impact my decision in either direction. I can also ban you if you violate the community guidelines, so let's keep this friendly.
I could imagine myself being bribed, but my price is high. I was following Ben's market's comments and I think nothing that was tried there will work here, so you'll have to be original. I am subsidizing this market and betting it down as additional precommitment.
Good luck.
@bens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Skerrit
Skerrit has been Prime Minister since 2004, and there's reason to believe he may retire from politics and not run in the next election cycle. The filing deadline for the assembly is fairly soon, and I'm in a unique position of being able to nominate assembly members with provisional status (does not require Dominican citizenship surprisingly). I could nominate you and procure enough votes to make you eligible for ascendancy into the popular assembly (this probably only requires about $10-15k). Would that be sufficient to resolve YES? You could have a significant career in Dominican politics ahead of you. With Skerrit stepping down and a shuffling of positions, there's room for young, ambitious Commonwealth nation politicians with novel ideas.
Plus, the Dominica Labour Party (center-left) has a very cool logo!

@bens the salary for a Dominican assemblyman isn't that great, only about $120k in USD, but I think you'd be able to keep your day job as long as you relocate to Dominica during session
@bens and you'd potentially be able to extort reasonable sums from the burgeoning soap export industry for political favors
@bens This is certainly a unique approach! HOw does one procure enough votes to win a seat for just 15k?
@bens there is also of course the ongoing humanitarian crisis in neighboring Haiti which could be alleviated somewhat by action from the DR.
@Joshua I think this will be NO but also dont think there should be much time decay—most YES resolutions will happen at the end (Ben’s happened after market closure!).
@ErikHill but it would benefit me a whole lot if it resolved yes. I would feel more joy than all the no holders put together
this is a litmus test for whether humanity is able to be happily surprised by the future