Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!!!!!) have a birthday party in 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!) get laid in 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!) OR Alexey Guzey OR Isaak Freeman get his OWN PRIVATE ISLAND by EOY 2080?

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever become overweight OR develop obesity by EOY 2050?

Will JLR become Jose Luis Ricon's epithet, and commonly referred to name?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) be deported back to Spain by EOY2028?

Will someone tell Jose Luis Ricon "you're too good for longevity" by EOY2025?

Is Jose Luis Ricon a NPC IRL? (or will he be NPC through 2030)?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get someone pregnant by EOY2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever have another crush by 2030?