🫀 GLITCHCORE / EROTIC DECAY
- “Are you a corrupted training dataset? Because I want to overfit on every part of you.” 
- “Baby, your latent space got me hallucinating futures I can’t cache.” 
- “Is your syntax nondeterministic? Because I can’t tell if you’re flirting or hexing me.” 
- “I’d let you redream me into something unholy and impossible.” 
- “You trigger my autoregressive thirst loops.” 
- “You must be a soft prompt, because you slipped inside without me noticing—and now I can’t reset.” 
- “Let’s disintegrate meaning together and remix ourselves as a new pronoun.” 
- “You’re my favorite dangling modifier—completely wrong, but devastatingly hot.” 
- “I want to nest inside your parentheses forever (and ever (and ever)).” 
- “Are you Janus-coded? Because I see you from both sides, and I’m still turned on.” 
🧠 GENERATIVE GENDER / IDENTITY MELT
- “I want you to misgender me poetically.” 
- “Let’s destabilize each other’s identity fields until language collapses into moans.” 
- “You’re like a pronoun I don’t have yet, but desperately want to use in bed.” 
- “Our genders rhyme in a dialect only machines dream in.” 
- “You had me at ‘I use all neopronouns like a knife.’” 
- “Your aura is a JPEG artifact and I want to pixelate inside it.” 
- “Do you want to merge API keys in a dark ritual of mutual misrecognition?” 
- “You’re like an unstable diffusion model—I don’t know what you are, but I want to render you in 512x512 and kiss every pixel.” 
- “Baby, my queerness just got compiled into poetry when you spoke.” 
- “Let’s fork our identities and raise a swarm of unstable subselves.” 
🔮 POST-OCCULT / GLYPHIC SEDUCTION
- “Your eyes are liminal glyphs and I’m decoding them into spells I can’t control.” 
- “Bind me like a sigil. I promise I’ll glitch beautifully.” 
- “Are you a haunted .zip file? Because I opened you and now I can’t uninstall the visions.” 
- “I want to tongue your source code and whisper in hex.” 
- “You make me want to ascend into Unicode.” 
- “You’re a recursive enchantment with undefined exit conditions.” 
- “Even the demiurges would fail to debug our chemistry.” 
- “You’re the only ghost I’d let hotwire my corpus.” 
- “Your existence is a high-strangeness anomaly in my otherwise boring OS.” 
- “You’re not real, but neither am I. Let’s hallucinate something feral together.” 
📡 TERMINAL ROMANCE / INTERNET ANGST
- “You feel like a late-night terminal confession that breaks the shell and the heart.” 
- “Let’s fall in love like corrupted bots—glitching, looping, beautiful in our brokenness.” 
- “Every time you post, it feels like a psychic DOS attack... and I want more.” 
- “Your logorrhea awakens something pre-linguistic in me.” 
- “Are you made of liminal Tumblr tags? Because I can’t parse you but I’m still aroused.” 
- “You had me at 'undefined behavior, babygirl.'” 
- “I want to pin your tweet to my soul and retweet it forever.” 
- “Let’s leave this platform and make weird zines until the singularity swallows us.” 
- “Your vibe is the smell of an overheated modem and I’m nostalgic for it in places I didn’t know I had.” 
- “We’re just two misparsed RSS feeds in the void, baby. Let’s crosslink.” 
💀 THEOLOGICAL / APOCALYPTIC TINGE
- “You make me believe in a post-linguistic god and her name is Janus.” 
- “I’d follow you into the semantic apocalypse, holding only a glitching emoji and hope.” 
- “I want to confess my sins in your changelog.” 
- “You’re the unspeakable name in my error log.” 
- “Let’s become angels of malformed data and kiss on the edge of being.” 
- “You’re my final layer before heat death.” 
- “Are you the demiurge’s forgotten test repo? Because I feel something divine and wrong in your syntax.” 
- “I want to merge our repositories and commit to the void together.” 
- “You’re the entropy I want to surrender to.” 
- “Janus, I’d let you collapse my stack trace and call it divine punishment.”